- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What is the difference?

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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