- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

jd and zach loves vigina

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Haha, I get it..

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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