- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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