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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

once you go black your credit goes wack

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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