- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

-knock knock! -doors open

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Knock, Knock ...

poopoo

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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