Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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