- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Without geometry life would be pointless

Do you play piano? No

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats your budget like? a budget.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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