- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

justin littleton being sucessful

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

V I T A M I N C !

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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