- Anti Joke

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

That's illegal What? Your mom

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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