- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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