- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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