Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

women's rights

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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