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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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