- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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