- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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