- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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