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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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i like men but im not gay

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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