Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Knock Knock Go Away

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

drugs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

whats black and strange a paki

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Justin's life

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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