- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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