A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

TIMMY

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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