- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Your mom

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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