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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Thats what she said

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Rebecca Black

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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