Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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