Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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