Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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seek beauty

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Refrigerator

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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