A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Anti Joke

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