- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

I used to know what alzheimers was

69 is a number not a sex poshion

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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