- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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