An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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