Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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