- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Punching a baby

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

I'm gay.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

ME NAME IS JEFF

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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