What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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