What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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