What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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