- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Barack Obama

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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