- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

no pun intended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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