- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

hard cheese

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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