- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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