Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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