A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A seal walks into a club.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

I forgot what i was gonna say

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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