- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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