Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Anti Joke

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