- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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