it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

no pun intended

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

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