- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Title IX

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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