- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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