- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

It says so on your cap.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

your life

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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