What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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