I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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women's rights

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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I went to the store and I fell

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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here kitty kitty

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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