- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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