Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Nah

What do black people eat? Food.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

NASCAR

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Anti Joke

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