A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Wright flyer

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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