- Anti Joke

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo