- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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