- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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