A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why do mexicans get made fun of

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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