- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Irish sobriety

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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