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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Ain't idn't a word.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Neither did she.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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