Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A dog was barking at a tree

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

roses are red violets are indigo

Massie is a fatass

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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