A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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your life

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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It says so on your cap.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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think twice or at least think

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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