How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Your mums a potato

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why is the ground wet It rained

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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