- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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