Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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I regret everything.....

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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