A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Women's Rights

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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