What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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