Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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