- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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