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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Rebecca Black

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Thats what she said

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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