Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Anti Joke

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