- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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