- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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