Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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My parents died!

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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