- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A women in the kitchen.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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