- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

The Game.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

why do mexicans get made fun of

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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