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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is a jew in space? Dead

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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