You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Ben Affleck

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

This statement is false.

sorry got to poo

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

PIED NINNY!

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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