What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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