What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

thumb_up thumb_down -10

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops