- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Who is John Galt?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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