- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats the stage after cancer? you die

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

whats funnier than 24? 25

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

National security?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

I'd like to make a withdraw

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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