A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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President Donald Trump

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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