Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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