- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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