- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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