- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A man walks into a bar

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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