what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Soccer...

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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