- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

angelosnyder is not gay

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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