What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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