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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Sam Hengal.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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