In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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