- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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