- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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