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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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