Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Cheese

joe diragi whacks off his dog

roses are red violets are blue

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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