- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

everyone dislike this

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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