- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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