- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

your mom

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Asians

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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