why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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