,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Barack Obama

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

This statement is false.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

PIED NINNY!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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