- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

angelosnyder is not gay

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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