Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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