- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

soccer

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

This joke is funny

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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