- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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